157 Meowiest Cat Dad Jokes Right Into Your the Litter Box

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Not just known for their enigmatic and self-sufficient nature, cats can also be great sources of amusement. Cat dad jokes are a fantastic way to add some comical relief into your day; ideal for cat enthusiasts across all generations!

Note: These jokes are supposed to be fun and make you laugh. However, if you feel that some are intrusive or offends you, or others, in any way, don't hesitate to contact us. We will remove the jokes that doesn't bring joy to people's lives.

Get ready to roar (or meow) with laughter! This blog post has a carefully curated list of 157 paw-sitively hilarious cat dad jokes. Whether you're into puns about cats or quips about feline behavior, these jokes are sure to tickle your funny bone and the whiskers of any furry friends in the room.

Not only will these jokes make you laugh, but they'll also provide insight into cats' behaviors and breeds - making it easier for us to appreciate the deep connection between humans and felines. Enjoy learning more about your furry friends through a few good laughs!

We have collected our puns from a broad selection of places, such as renowned cat blogs, social media accounts and with the help of our own research and inventiveness. The jokes are not just for pet owners but also anyone who is passionate about cats. For dog lovers, we also have the best dog dad jokes compilation.

We believe that this list will bring a smile to your face and lighten up your day. Keeping an open attitude and being able to laugh, whether you're with cats or not, is always recommended. We hope that our collection of funny cat facts brightens your day!

1. What does the average cat say? Mu.
2. Where is Macau located? In MaFarm.
3. Where do cats go to vacation? Meowi.
4. Do cats stutter? No, but they paws.
5. Where do cats go on vacation? Maui.
6. What is cat's favourite tea? Kit-tea.
7. What language do cats speak? Catonese.
8. What does the Italian cat say? Cheow!
9. What did Iron Man call his cat? FeLine.
10. How do you catch defish? With debate.
11. What's a good name for a cat? Catsper.
12. What do you call an iron cat? A FEline.
13. How do neurons communicate? Cell phones.
14. What sound does a Chinese cat make? Mao.
15. Whag did one cat say to the other? Meow.
16. How do you catch a Douchebag? JerkBait.
17. What are cats' natural predators? Cars.
18. What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.
19. What's a glottal fricative? Heavy sigh*"
20. Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity.
21. Where do cat astronauts go? Meowterspace.
22. What is a cat's favorite car? A Cat-illac.
23. Why wasn't the cat moving? It was on paws.
24. What's a cat's favorite pasta? Mousearoni.
25. What do you call twin kittens? Dupli-cats.
26. Why kill a kitten? Captain: You're hired.
27. What do you call half a kitten? Leftovers.
28. How does a Chinese cat say hello? Mi Hao.
29. What's a cats favorite color? Puuuuurple.
30. What do Brazilian cats speak? Purr-tuguese.
31. How do you catch a WiFi? With an ethernet!
32. Where do llamas go on vacation? Alpacapuco.
33. What was the catchiest thing of 2014? Ebola.
34. What do you call a suicidal cat? Curiosity.
35. What do you call a lump of cats? A meowtain.
36. Who abhors a vacuum more than nature? A cat.
37. How do you catch a terminator? With a skynet.
38. What do you find with 4 Catholics? A fifth.
39. What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.
40. What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem? Pikachu.
41. What is a caterpillar scared of? A dogapillar.
42. What do you call a lost nun? A Roman Catholic.
43. How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow
44. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain.
45. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtin.
46. What do you call a flannel cat? A Plaid-A-Pus.
47. Who's there? Meg White's most intricate beat.
48. What's the best thing a midget can catch? Air.
49. How do turtles communicate? With shell phones.
50. What do you call a vibrating cat? An ocellate.
51. How do gangsters receive communications? Gmail.
52. How do you catch a steroidal fish? With A-Rod.
53. What do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtain!
54. What's a cat's second favorite food? Spa-catti!
55. Where do tv's go on vacation? To remote Islands.
56. What's a cat's favorite vegetable? Asparaghiss!
57. How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it.
58. Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania.
59. What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
60. What do you call the queue to Alcatraz? Alkaline.
61. Where does Santa go on vacation? North Pole-land.
62. What do you call it when a cat howls? It Meyowls.
63. How did the musician catch his fish? He castanet.
64. How do you cause a riot at a cat show? Open a can.
65. What is a Catholic's favorite weapon? Nun-chucks.
66. How do you catch a unique horse? Unique up on it.
67. How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish? Clickbait.
68. How do cats speak to people? They commeownicate.
69. What do cats like to eat on a hot day? Mice cream.
70. What do you call a huge pile of cats? A Meowntain.
71. What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain.
72. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
73. What do you call a huge pile of cats? A Meow-tain!
74. What is a cat's favorite breakfast? Mice crispies.
75. Why can't you keep a secret from cattle? They herd.
76. How do cows talk to each other? They cowmoonicate.
77. How do you get dragon pee? Drop your catheter bag.
78. Why does everyone love cats? A: They're purr-fect!
79. What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer? Litterbox.
80. How do you describe Catwoman in one word? Purrfect.
81. What do you use to gamble on vacation? Pair-a-dice!
82. Why do we call dogs, K-9? because K-10 is for cats.
83. What do you call a women that catches fish? Annette.
84. Where do religious cattle go to eat? Out to pastor.
85. What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowtain.
86. What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus.
87. What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar.
88. Why couldn't the cat speak? The dog taped his mouth.
89. What do you call a cat on a big plate? a platterpuss.
90. What do you feed a disappearing cat? Evaporated milk.
91. How do you catch a peculiar rabbit? Unique up on it.
92. Why is fishing dangerous? Sometimes, there's a catch.
93. Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike? She was a cat.
94. What do you call a nun on the run? A ROMAN CATHOLIC!
95. Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.
96. What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee!
97. Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Too Mennonite.
98. What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots!
99. How do you catch a unique rabbit ? you neek up on it.
100. How do you catch a runaway laptop? With an Internet.
101. What do you call a giant pile of kittens? A meowntain.
102. What do you call a huge pile of kittens? A meowntain!
103. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up behind it.
104. Why is the magnet on medication? Because it's bipolar.
105. How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week? Just Juan.
106. What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis.
107. I'm good at self deprecation, But I used to be better.
108. What do you call camp for starving cats? Meow-schwitz.
109. Do you know the fat catholic woman? [OC] She has mass.
110. Did you know that dogs can't get MRI's? only cat's can.
111. What do you call a terrorist on vacation? Aloha ackbar.
112. I now have 8 apps to communicate with the same people.
113. Why are cats assholes? Because they are what they eat.
114. How much for the vacation home? Sir, this is a coffin.
115. What do you call a cat who eats lemons? A: A sourpuss!
116. What do you call a cat with an eating disorder? A cat.
117. What noise does Doppler's cat make? Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo.
118. When Catwoman gets older, does she become Cougarwoman?
119. Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A new bar.
120. It's not really 'fast food' if fat people can catch it.
121. Where was the male lion's favorite vacation spot? Maine.
122. How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!
123. What did the fisher say to the fishkin? Catch you later.
124. How do they educate locomotive drivers? They train them.
125. In order to catch herpes, u have to think like a herpes.
126. Glass coffins - will they catch on? Remains to be seen!
127. Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Two men a night.
128. What kind of work does a weak cat do? Light mouse work.
129. What does a cat say when it lands on it's back? Me. Ow.
130. Time to get out of bed and worry from another location.
131. Who is the most communist cat in the world? Meow Zedong.
132. What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWntain! Thank you.
133. Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow!
134. A tree silently weeping as firemen steal its cat. Again!
135. Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot? Hawa-a-ai-i.
136. Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats.
137. How do you communicate with a fish? You drop him a line.
138. What do you call a nun that is lost? A Roamin' Catholic
139. I love self deprecating humour. Shame I'm no good at it.
140. What do you call a box with a treasure location? a xbox.
141. Could Cat Stevens beat Wolf Blitzer? No, but Tiger Woods.
142. What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!
143. If cats could talk, they'd probably yell "PARKOUR" a lot.
144. Best internet joke in a long time Frontier Communications.
145. How do zombies communicate in times of war? Cryptic code.
146. What's a sick persons favourite rhythm game? Catarrh Hero.
147. What kind of work does a weak cat do? - Light mouse work.
148. My cat just showed it's holiday spirit by pooping tinsel.
149. What is it called when you call your ex? Ex-communication.
150. What type of meat do catholic priests eat on Friday? Nun.
151. What are cats favorite Internet Service provider? Comcat.
152. Why can't cats vote? Because they are non-voting felines!
153. What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible.
154. Why was the little Martian sad? Curiosity killed his cat.
155. I'm sorry CO2, but I'm leaving you you're suffocating me!
156. What do you call a cat crossed with a canary? a cosh(x/a)
157. Why did the cat stop singing? Because it was out of tuna.