123 Math Dad Jokes that Are So 1+1=3

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Math may not always be the most exciting subject, but with a touch of dad humor, it can become seriously entertaining. Math dad jokes mix mathematics concepts and puns together in order to make your brain - and stomach - chuckle! Here's an impressive list of 123 math dad jokes that are guaranteed to leave you rolling on the floor with laughter.

Note: These jokes are supposed to be fun and make you laugh. However, if you feel that some are intrusive or offends you, or others, in any way, don't hesitate to contact us. We will remove the jokes that doesn't bring joy to people's lives.

It's a well-documented truth that humor can be beneficial when learning. The Journal of Educational Psychology backs this up with research, indicating that using comedy in the classroom may stimulate students' enthusiasm and engagement while enhancing their understanding of the material presented. Consequently, by reading these jokes and deciphering puns and wordplay, you are essentially training your brain to become stronger!

While these jokes may appear simple and unimportant like science dad jokes, they are actually quite complex. Understanding the humor behind them requires a combination of wordplay, creativity, and critical thinking skills. In fact, attempting to comprehend puns and clever language can be an effective way to exercise your brain and enhance your cognitive abilities!

Ultimately, pairing math with dad jokes might sound peculiar but it is a fantastic method of making mathematics more engaging and easy-to-understand. Additionally, it can be used to sharpen your problem-solving skills. Therefore don't hesitate - channel your inner 'math dad' by giving these comic reliefs a shot!

1. What's math? people who give 110%
2. Where do Mathematicians sail? Indices.
3. Why do rednecks hate math? Integration.
4. When does Eminem leave school? Aftermath.
5. How does a mathematician swear? Math-you.
6. How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos.
7. Why didn't the math teacher sin? Cosecant.
8. Why are girls bad at maths? They can't even.
9. What is Eminem made of? He is made of Mathers.
10. What kind of snake is good at math? An adder.
11. What drug did the mathematician do? Math Salts.
12. How can that help in this job? You do the math"
13. What do mathematicians call retirement? Aftermath.
14. How do they calculate global warming? Al-gore-ythms.
15. Who's the King's best mathematician? Sir Cumference.
16. Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems.
17. What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
18. What does a mermaid wear to math class? An "algebra"
19. What do you call an intense love of math? Calculust.
20. Who's great at math, but always tells lies? Fibonacci.
21. “I failed math so many times in school I lost count.”
22. I can't count how many times I failed maths at school.
23. What do you call a Dothraki mathematician Khal culator.
24. What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!
25. Breaking news! Cannot unsee! Mathematicians find 2-1=0!
26. Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians? Cos Lettuce.
27. Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate.
28. I'm only good at math when I'm adding insult to injury.
29. What do troll mathematicians like to solve? Parabolems?
30. What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks? Basic Math.
31. What did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared!
32. Who called it "the equals sign" and not "the aftermath"?
33. What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? Khal-culator.
34. What's a feminists favourite type of math? triggernometry.
35. When did mathematicians get their independence? March 14.
36. What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
37. How did Kobe Bryant go on his math test? He didn't pass.
38. Is 1+1 hard to calculate? It's not complex at all, right?
39. It's so cool how math isn't real now that I'm a grown up.
40. How do you calculate the length of rosemary? Sprigonometry.
41. I failed math so many times at school, I can’t even count.
42. Why is the mathematician mad? Because he's a calcul-hater.
43. What did the wicked chicken lay? A deviled egg. Hmath out.
44. Why was the geologist arrested? He was doing crystal math.
45. What did the mermaid wear to her math class? An algae bra.
46. What do you call a Dothraki mathematician? A Khal culator.
47. What does a math teacher say when they leave? calc-U-LATER.
48. What did the tree say to the math teacher? Gee I'm a tree!
49. Math puns... ... are a sure sine that you are going crazy.
50. Math is so communist... ...There's class struggle for Marx.
51. What are feminists best at in mathematics? TRIGGER-nometry.
52. What's a Feminist's favorite math subject? Triggerednometry.
53. What do Mathematicians use to fry their food? Euler butter.
54. What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician? rate!!!
55. Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians.
56. Just calculated my BMI and found out I should be 47ft tall.
57. My son also calls crystal meth, "Cwistal Math"! A-dorable!
58. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
59. How does a mathematician ask for money? Give me 10! dollars.
60. A mathematician walks into a bar There are now two counters.
61. My math teacher insulted me He called me a third derivative.
62. What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician? -rate!!!
63. How do bovines do math? They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
64. Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt? L'Hospital.
65. What's an alcoholic's favourite type of Maths? Swigonometry.
66. What do you call a math class full of SJW's? Triggernometry.
67. Why was the mathematician stressed out? He was in a dilemma.
68. What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music? Logarithms
69. How did the sad mathematician kill himself? With a hypotenuse.
70. Why was the math teacher late for school? He took the rhombus.
71. How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb? pi.
72. Why was the mathematician late for work? He took the rhombus.
73. How does a Mathematician hang them selves? With a hypotenuse.
74. What did the mathematician use to kill himself? An hypotenuse.
75. What's a Brazillian's least favorite math chapter to do? 44203
76. Why are math books useless? Because they are full of problems.
77. How does a cactus do his math homework? He uses a cacti-lator!
78. What do you call an angry, seafaring mathematician? π-rate!!!
79. Need help with your math homework? Visit mcdonalds.com/careers.
80. How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Through sine language.
81. What does a Mathematician say when he eats too much pie? 1/64)
82. How was the bird able to pass his math test? He was winging it.
83. Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!! Maby a cross-post to math is in order.
84. I used to hate math, But then I realized, decimals had a point.
85. What is a Hitman's favorite Mathematical Field? Trigger*nometry.
86. I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today.
87. What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about? Calculus.
88. Why do a lot of math nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.
89. What does a Mathematician say when he eats too much pie? (-1/64)
90. What math classes do gender studies majors take? Triggernometry.
91. I'm so bad at math that the equation 2n + 2n is foreign to me...
92. What does a mermaid wear to math class An algae-bra I'm not sorry.
93. What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation? The Cross Product.
94. What did the mermaid forget to bring to math class? Her algae bra.
95. What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines.
96. What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner? "(1)/8"
97. If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
98. Math is a drama queen. It can't seriously have that many problems.
99. How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis? On a plane.
100. What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries? Fibbinouchie.
101. Why did the mathematician move to Seattle? He liked LaGrange bands.
102. I'm not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
103. What do you call a statistician watching a bull fight? A mathador.
104. What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic? Trigger-nometry.
105. What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation? Inequalities.
106. A Math Quip You couldn't tell an asymptote from a hole in the graph.
107. What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch? rated movies.
108. Today my math teacher taught us how to square root -1 It was unreal.
109. Why can't the average white girl pass Math? Because she can't even.
110. Math Beer So I put my root beer in a square cup. Now it's just beer.
111. what do you call it when a mathematician does a magic trick? mathgic.
112. What's a mathematicians favourite plant? Any that has a square root!
113. What do you get a mathematician for his stag night? A parallelogram.
114. Why did the orange juice fail his math exam? He wasn't concentrated.
115. Why was the mathematician fired? Because he was sur to requirements.
116. Yoda Tells a Math Joke. Why is 11 afraid of 9? Because ten, nine ate!
117. What does a drama student do while stuck in Math class? she cos(plays)
118. My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday. He had sum problems.
119. What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math? Algae bru.
120. Why are math students so skinny? Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
121. What do mathematicians and ravers have in common They both search for X.
122. Why did the Hispanic become a mathematician? It takes Juan to know one.
123. What is a mathematicians favourite cheese? Dairylea Cheese Right Angles.