82 Best Science Dad Jokes that Will Get You Rolling On the Lab's Floor Laughing

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There's no reason science can't be filled with a few laughs! A great way to lighten up the lab is with some good old fashioned science dad jokes. These cheeky quips utilize scientific terms and concepts for puns that are sure to bring a smile to your fellow scientists' faces. So don’t forget – even in serious situations, laughter keeps us going!

Note: These jokes are supposed to be fun and make you laugh. However, if you feel that some are intrusive or offends you, or others, in any way, don't hesitate to contact us. We will remove the jokes that doesn't bring joy to people's lives.

If your Dad loves science, look no further! We've compiled an incredible 82 of the funniest and most amusing science dad jokes ever. With puns from chemistry to biology and physics, these quips are guaranteed to make any scientifically minded person laugh out loud with glee. So grab a microscope - it's time for some lab-arious fun!

These jokes are not only hilarious, but also an amazing way to gain insight into a variety of scientific topics and concepts. Not just for scientists, these humorous pieces could help expand your knowledge on the matter regardless of whether you have prior expertise!

We collected our witty one-liners from famous science blogs and pages as well as through thorough exploration - ensuring that we bring forth originality in addition to humor. These peculiar anecdotes can benefit anyone interested in science—they're funny yet educational!

We hope that this list brings a smile to your day and adds some lightheartedness to it! For more science-related jokes, check out or Best Math Dad Jokes. Make sure you stay open-minded, remember to have fun with life and don't take things too seriously—in the lab or beyond.

1. The most scientific pet? The lab.
2. What do you call a nap in computer science class? A CS-ta.
3. What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject? Computin science.
4. What do children in north korea study for a science? Kimistry.
5. Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science.
6. “I’m going to donate my body to science, and keep my Dad happy.
7. What is the cuddliest particle known to science? The HUGS boson!
8. I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle.
9. Breaking Science News: LHCb confirms existence of exotic hardons.
10. I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part.
11. I before E except after C. Yes another myth disproven by science.
12. Our kitchen is starting to look like a middle school science fair.
13. it's 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science.
14. I wanted to tell a science joke. But I figured it'd be too quarky.
15. How do you hide money from a Republican? Hide it in a science book.
16. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feels so good.
17. how to see if theres a american on this post bill nye the science guy.
18. How do you get to a position of power in a science lab? Work over time.
19. How do you hide money from a Republican? Put it in a science textbook.
20. Calculating the trajectory of an airborne booger is snot rocket science.
21. Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!
22. What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ? Star Warts!
23. What did the wise man say to the science class? Many photons make light work.
24. Is it hard to get a degree in hocking loogies? Well, it's snot rocket science.
25. Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava. Once.
26. If you are having trouble getting your posts banned from r/science "Deal with it"
27. How do you make a sports science major cry? Remind them that high school is over.
28. Why do Christian figureheads not like science? Because it's about two Adams bonding.
29. I'm donating my body to science. I'm getting sick of it taking up space in the freezer.
30. bowie leaves us and then a 9th planet appears, i don't need to read your science article.
31. I majored in Politics, Computer Science, and Dance. Now I'm stuck writing Al Gore Rhythms.
32. Anyone that tells you beer isn't a solution clearly didn't pay attention in science class.
33. What's the difference between ELI5 and AskScience? About 3 replies in the top comment thread.
34. The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We're Just Cucumbers With Anxiety" - Science Person.
35. Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn't he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy.
36. After countless scientific trials and errors, I have successfully turned back time. It's emit.
37. Facts and science no longer matter. Remember the Renaissance? This era is the opposite of that.
38. What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals? Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.
39. Plot twist: I knock on Jehovah's Witnesses doors. "I'd like to talk to you about modern science "
40. Christian politicians hate science because they think it's always talking about two Adams bonding.
41. My 10 year old niece said her science teacher entered her in a science fair I said, call the police!
42. Just donated my body to science. I'm your problem now, science. And I could use some pizza and beer.
43. Why is faith greater than science? Science made buildings and planes but faith brought them together.
44. Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.
45. What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory? HysterISIS.
46. Did you know there's actually 4 scientific bonds? * Ionic Bond * Metallic Bond * Covalent Bond * James Bond.
47. Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science? Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
48. Is there a scientific name for the state where you're not hungry but you want to keep eating, besides "awake"
49. Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground.
50. Picking out the right Christmas tree is a science. Sneaking into your neighbor's yard to cut it down is an art.
51. I don't know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
52. There are 2 truly difficult problems in Computer Science 0: Naming things 1: Cache invalidation 2: Off by one errors.
53. A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology "Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"
54. So let me get this right. The guys on big bang theory are super smart scientific nerds, yet their elevator is broken?!
55. I recently learned that anecdotal evidence is not scientifically valid A few friends told me how badly it went for them.
56. Liam Gallagher was never good in science. When asked to name 3 chemical elements, he said "Gold and silver and sunshine."
57. What do you call research to implicate dictators of other countries for murders by biological warfare? Foreign sick science.
58. Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Make the man a fish and you'll feed scientific curiosity for a lifetime.
59. OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?
60. If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science.
61. Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree? They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
62. Overwhelming scientific evidence suggests a startling number of people are capable of ignoring overwhelming scientific evidence.
63. When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.
64. Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes. Mineralogy? Study of minerals. Oceanology? Study of oceans. Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS.
65. Cop: Know why I stopped u? Scientist: No Cop: How much science u do tonite? Scientist: Just one-[test tube falls from coat] Cop: Get out.
66. Meteorologist: According to our facts, we'll have a longer winter- People: LET THE GROUNDHOG DECIDE Meterologist: But science People: NO.
67. I don't remember 6th grade science being this hard. But then again, in 6th grade, I wasn't trying to do homework after 3 glasses of wine.
68. If you plant a block of ramen noodles in the ground and water it with cold ones every day, it will grow into a college kid. It's science.
69. Science fact: If you took a human intestinal tract and stretched it from the Earth to the Moon, you would definitely get fired from NASA.
70. I'd like to meet a failed scientist, like I do writers. "I science on the weekends and for free sometimes. I think of it more as a hobby."
71. My friend always wants to talk about the scientific principle of buoyancy. It's not interesting to me, but hey, whatever floats your boat.
72. It's been 50 years since The Jetsons showed us a wacky science-fiction world where you could afford two kids and a house with just one job.
73. They don't seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts. Sad.
74. You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science.
75. Your British accent is so attractive! If we had kids would they have British accents? We should do a scientific test & find out. For science.
76. I absolutely, unequivocally support any and all scientific efforts to create a real, working invisibility cloak. I just want to make myself crystal clear.
77. Good morning class, science is our lesson for today. Teacher: What is science? Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science? Student: science is our Lesson for today.
78. Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover? When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum. 
79. Computer Science major walks into an English class The Professor says "Welcome to English 101". The student panicks. "What's wrong?" asks the Professor. "I missed the first 4 English classes".
80. Science fact! There is a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is largely due to the antelope's powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.
81. The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree Asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"