87 Funny Golf Dad Jokes that Will Put You Rolling Out on Green Laughing

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Golf is typically viewed as a strict and dignified sport, but that doesn't mean it can't be enjoyable at the same time! Why not inject some laughter on the course by telling golf dad jokes? These types of puns use the terminology and concepts within golf to create amusing quips sure to bring joy to your teammates on the fairway.

Note: These jokes are supposed to be fun and make you laugh. However, if you feel that some are intrusive or offends you, or others, in any way, don't hesitate to contact us. We will remove the jokes that doesn't bring joy to people's lives.

Looking for a good chuckle? Let us present you with an extensive collection of 87 of the funniest golf dad jokes. This comprehensive list ranges from lighthearted puns about equipment to humorous comments on terminology and is sure to bring joy to any avid golfer!

If you're keen to understand the nuances of golf and its idiom, then these jokes are a great way to do it while having some lighthearted fun. Compiled from various sources, including popular blogs and social media accounts as well as through our own creativity, they will appeal not only to experienced golfers but also to those with an interest in this engaging sport.

We hope that you find joy in reading through this list and it brings a cheerful atmosphere to your next round of golf. Always keep a positive attitude and don't forget to laugh, whether you're on the green or not.

1. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
2. Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!
3. What's a golf club's favorite type of music? Swing!
4. How do golfers get away with cheating? The unfairway.
5. What's a golfer's favourite games console? A PS FOUR!
6. What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!
7. How many points do you get if you hit a golfer? Fore.
8. What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile!
9. If I win the Powerball, I'm going to make golf illegal.
10. Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer? He can't drive 55.
11. What did the mathematician say while golfing? 2 squared!
12. My golf game is a lot like my iPad, I don't have an iPad.
13. Why don't good golfers cheat? Cause they play the fairway.
14. How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!
15. What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole? Fore-play.
16. On a scale of one to ten, guess how much I like golfing. Fore!
17. What do you call an aardvark that's good at golf? A paredvark!
18. A Stormtrooper went golfing today He's still on the first hole.
19. Watched golf for two hours before realizing that the TV was off.
20. There is only one sport in which I can get a high score. It's golf.
21. Why couldn't the computer play golf? Because it had the wrong Driver.
22. Why was the young golfer so angry? Because he was having a rough day.
23. Golfer: "This golf is a funny game." Caddy: "It's not supposed to be."
24. do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don't have to be there.
25. What do you call a golf club in the rear of your car? A backseat driver.
26. Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ? He had a hole in one.
27. Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks? They get a hole in one!
28. Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual.
29. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.
30. Golf Tip: Be sure and yell "FORE" before throwing your golf club at a jogger.
31. I am forced to give up golf after breaking my leg. I fell off the ball washer.
32. Why did Tiger Woods stop winning golf tournaments? Because he stopped cheating.
33. What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva? One is a hunt on a course.
34. How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? They combined for 16 paws.
35. I'm such a bad golfer, I found a job in the dessert I'm guaranteed to find water.
36. Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks? Because he got a hole in one!
37. Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course? He got a hole in one.
38. Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches? They always turn out to be sub par.
39. How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course.
40. I'm such a bad golfer, they should send me to Mars. I'm guaranteed to find water.
41. Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs? Cause then there would be a hole in one!
42. A spider the size of a golf ball is in my kitchen so I guess this is my last tweet.
43. Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable.
44. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the golf club wielding maniac.
45. Some say Tiger Woods is the greatest golfer of all time. I say he's sub-par at best.
46. Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole.
47. Dates are like golf strokes The fewer it takes for you to score, the better your game.
48. What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose? A:Sweetheart!
49. Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs? Because they're good at picking their drivers.
50. What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey? I guess you aren't up to par"
51. What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz? Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
52. What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey? "I guess you aren't up to par"
53. I hired a pizza chef as my new golf coach. One way or another the dude is gonna fix my slice.
54. Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing? In case he gets a hole in one.
55. Why do married men love golf so much? Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.
56. Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey? Because New Jersey drivers are terrible.
57. Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts? Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
58. Golfer: "Well I have never played this badly before! Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before sir."
59. Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
60. Golfer: "That can't be my ball caddy. It looks far too old." Caddy: "It's a long time since we started sir."
61. Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle.
62. What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack*, "Darn!" A skydiver goes "Darn!" *whack*
63. What's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's G-Spot? A man will spend half an hour looking for a golf ball.
64. I've seen Han Solo land the Millennium Falcon on an asteroid, I'm sure he can handle landing a plane on a golf course.
65. How do you know you're golfing with a politician? When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
66. Golfer: "Caddy do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Oh yes sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used to."
67. Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row.
68. How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf? Depends on how many were photographed.
69. What do you call a mini-golf club made of wasp testicles that's covered in Reese's Pieces? A peanut butter bee-nut putter.
70. When I'm on a golf course and it starts to rain and lightning, I hold up my one-iron Because even God can't hit a one-iron.
71. Just once I'd like to make it through a game of mini golf without having to smash someone's windshield out with the putter.
72. Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time caddy. It's distracting!" Caddy: "This isn't a watch sir its a compass!"
73. What's the best part about golf? It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
74. What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.
75. What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes "*Whack* Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! *Whack*"
76. I loathe tweets like "Be somebody's beautiful tragedy". Might as well tweet using a random word generator. "Be golf brisket honkytonk"
77. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes: *whack* "Dang!" A bad skydiver goes: "Dang!" *whack*
78. Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."
79. My neighbor's looking at me like she's never seen a guy stuck in her doggy door before. And what's with the screaming? And the golf club?!
80. i drive the golf carts in gta most because i was never allowed to in real life. i also stab chairs because im not allowed to do that either.
81. I went to the store today and bought a movie called "Tiger Woods' 18 Greatest Holes" When I got home, I was disappointed, it was about golf.
82. spotWhat's sandpaper like? dog: ruffWhat's the long grass on a golf course called? d: ruffWhat's the job market like? d: steadily improving.
83. What's your name? SIENNA Where you from, Sienna? MALIBU Do you like sports? GOLF You're just replying w car brands aren't you? FORD F-SERIES.
84. Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down.
85. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer: *WHACK!* and shouts "DAMN!" A bad skydiver: shouts "DAMN!" *WHACK*
86. Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail.
87. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver? The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::
88. This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.
89. Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps.
90. Six year old just gave me these gems What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur? Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course? Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over? Rhody.
91. Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing? In case he got a hole-in-one!