156 Corny Knock Knock Dad Jokes that Will Leave You Wandering What You Just Read

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If you're looking for a hearty chuckle or two, there's no better way than with some corny knock knock jokes. Dad humor is iconic in its puns and punchlines that are sure to have you questioning what just happened—but in the best way possible! We've curated 156 of these dad jokes here so your side won't stop splitting from laughter anytime soon. Get ready to be tickled pink by cheesy one-liners and cringe-worthy punchlines alike!

Note: These jokes are supposed to be fun and make you laugh. However, if you feel that some are intrusive or offends you, or others, in any way, don't hesitate to contact us. We will remove the jokes that doesn't bring joy to people's lives.

It is a widely accepted truth that laughter truly can be healing. The American Psychological Association has reported that laughing can reduce stress, increase endorphins, and even benefit one's health overall. Not only will these jokes bring joy to your day but they may just improve your physical well-being too!

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Knock knock jokes may appear to be simplistic, but they are in fact a fantastic way to generate joy and positive energy. If you're looking for an effortless method of delighting kids while creating timeless memories, then look no further than these creative quips!

If you want to make your kids chuckle, impress your pals or simply bring a smile to someone's face, these cheesy knock-knock jokes will do the trick! So don't hesitate - give them a shot and spread some.

1. Knock knock. Whose their? The grammar police.
2. Knock knock, Who's there? Not Oscar Pistorius.
3. Knock knock. Who's there? The Spanish Inquisition.
4. Knock knock? Who's there? Come in. Come in who? Me.
5. Knock Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Mandela Effect.
6. Knock Knock Who's there! Alka! Alka who! Alka-phone!
7. Knock Knock Who's there! Ann! Ann who? Ann-onymous!
8. Knock Knock Who's there! C's! C's who? C's the day!
9. Knock Knock Who's there! Con! Con who? Con unhinged!
10. Knock Knock Who's there! Acis! Acis who? Acis spades!
11. Knock Knock Who's there! Aitch! Aitch who? Bless You!
12. Knock Knock Who's there! Ari! Ari who? Ari-S-P-E-C-T!
13. Knock Knock Who's there! Boise! Boise who? Boise ivy!
14. Knock Knock Who's there! Costa! Costa who? Costa lot!
15. Knock Knock Who's there! Amy! Amy who? Amy for the top!
16. Knock Knock Who's there! Barbie! Barbie who  Barbie Q!
17. Knock Knock Who's there! Blair! Blair who? Blair play!
18. Knock Knock Who's there! Chocs! Chocs who? Chocs away!
19. Knock Knock. Who's there? *long pause* ding-dong ditch.
20. Knock Knock Who's there? Chef! Chef who? Chef Bridges!
21. Knock Knock Who's there! Anka! Anka who? Anka the ship!
22. Knock Knock Who's there! Beef! Beef who? Beef fair now!
23. Knock Knock Who's there! Borg! Borg who? Borg standard!
24. Knock Knock Who's there! Brian! Brian who ? Brian drain!
25. Knock Knock Who's there! Cain! Cain who ? Cain you tell!
26. Knock knock Who's there? Ana Ana who? Ana gonna tell you.
27. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!
28. Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox.
29. Knock Knock Who's there! Apollo! Apollo who ? Apollogize!
30. Knock Knock Who's there! Buddy! Buddy who ? Buddyfingers!
31. Knock Knock Who's there! Cork! Cork who ? Cork and beans!
32. Knock knock Whos there? Im a peace op! Im a peace op who?
33. Knock Knock! Who's there? Eat mop Eat mop who? Hahahahaha.
34. Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'.
35. Knock knock -Honda. -Honda who? -*Honda the wings of love*
36. Knock Knock Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.
37. Knock Knock Who's there? Cliff! Cliff who? Cliff hanger!
38. Knock Knock Who's there! Aramis! Aramis who? Aramis'tery!
39. Knock Knock Who's there! Becca! Becca who? Becca the net!
40. Knock Knock Who's there! Bert! Bert who? Bert the dinner!
41. Knock Knock Who's there! Bond! Bond who? Bond to succeed!
42. Knock Knock Who's there! Bumbry! Bumbry who? Bumbry tuna!
43. Knock knock Who's there? To To Who It's actually "To Whom"
44. Knock, knock. Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? *Hooodoooor!*
45. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Dejav" "Dejav who?" Knock knock.
46. Knock Knock Who's there? Annie! Annie who? Annie-versary!
47. Knock Knock Who's there! Agent! Agent who? Agentle breeze!
48. Knock Knock Who's there! Asa! Asa who! Asa-int amongst men!
49. Knock Knock Who's there! Bette! Bette who? Bette of roses!
50. Knock Knock Who's there! Blood! Blood who? Blood brothers!
51. Knock Knock Who's there! Castor! Castor who? Castorblanca!
52. Knock Knock Who's there! Cat! Cat who? Cat you understand!
53. Knock Knock Who's there! Alan! Alan who? Alan a good cause!
54. Knock Knock Who's there! Camila! Camila who? Camila minute!
55. Knock Knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No you're a poo!
56. Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls. Owls who? Yes. Yes they do.
57. Knock Knock Who's there ? Cotton! Cotton who? Cotton a trap!
58. Knock Knock Who's there! Anya! Anya who? Anya best behavior!
59. Knock Knock Who's there! Arnie! Arnie who! Arnie having fun?
60. Knock Knock Who's there! Badger! Badger who? Badger cookies!
61. Knock Knock Who's there! Brook! Brook who? Brook-lyn bridge!
62. Knock Knock Who's there! Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie a torch!
63. Knock Knock Who's there! Cash! Cash who? Cash me if you can!
64. Knock knock. Who's there? It's Amy. Amy who? It's amy, MARIO!
65. knock,knock Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework?
66. Knock Knock Who's there! Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska my mummy!
67. Knock Knock Who's there! Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey's uncle!
68. Knock Knock Who's there! Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot!
69. Knock Knock Who's there! Bea! Bea who? Beacause I'm worth it!
70. Knock Knock Who's there! Boo! Boo who? Just Boo! I'm a ghost!
71. Knock Knock Who's there! Craig! Craig who? Craig in the wall!
72. Knock Knock Who's there! Cy! Cy who? Cy'n on the botton line!
73. Knock Knock Who's there! Cyprus! Cyprus who? Cyprus the bell!
74. Knock knock! Who's There? (Interrupting the whos there) Penny!
75. Knock knock! Who's there? Hamlet. Hamlet, who? I can't decide.
76. Knock knock. Who's there? Yes! Who is there! HortonHearsA Who!
77. Knock Knock Who's there! Acid! Acid who? Acidently on purpose!
78. Knock Knock Who's there! Amanda! Amanda who? Amanda the table!
79. Knock Knock Who's there! Brad! Brad who? Brad news I'm afraid!
80. Knock Knock who's there? -it's a-me -Amy who? -it's a-me Mario.
81. Knock Knock! - Who's there? - Dingo! - Dingo who? - MANDINGO!!!
82. Knock Knock Who's there! Abel! Abel who? Abel to see you ha ha!
83. Knock Knock Who's there! Anthony! Anthony who! Anthony you want!
84. Knock Knock Who's there! Bab! Bab who? Bab Boone is a real ape!
85. Knock Knock Who's there! Beck! Beck who? Beckfast of champions!
86. Knock Knock Who's there! Beth! Beth who? Beth wisheth thweetie!
87. Knock Knock Who's there! Bride! Bride who? Bride and Prejudice!
88. Knock Knock Who's there! China! China who? China late isn't it?!
89. Knock Knock Who's there! Claude! Claude who? Claudework Orange!
90. Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke.
91. knock knock who's it? omelet. omelet who? am late, open the door.
92. Knock Knock Who's there? Clown! Clown who? Clown for the count!
93. Knock Knock Who's there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go 'moo' not who!
94. Knock Knock Who's there! Argo! Argo who? Argo down the shops! Kn.
95. Knock Knock Who's there! Attila! Attila who? Attila you no lies!
96. Knock Knock Who's there! Berlin! Berlin who? Berlin maiden over!
97. Knock Knock Who's there! Bolzano! Bolzano who? Bolzano the door!
98. Knock Knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery.
99. Knock Knock Whos there Daisy Daisy who Daisy me rollin they hatin.
100. Knock Knock Who's there Boo!! Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
101. Knock Knock Who's there! Allegra! Allegra who? Allegra is broken!
102. Knock Knock Who's there! Alpaca! Alpaca who? Alpaca picnic lunch!
103. Knock Knock Who's there! Apple! Apple who? Apple the door myself!
104. Knock Knock Who's there! Bella! Bella who? Bella bottom trousers!
105. Knock Knock Who's there! Blue! Blue who? Blue away with the wind!
106. Knock Knock Who's there! Bruno! Bruno who? Bruno more tea for me!
107. Knock Knock Who's there! Bun! Bun who? Bun-nies make lovely pets!
108. Knock Knock Who's there! Candace! Candace who? Candace with love!
109. Knock knock. Who's there? App App who? Welcome to the quickee mart.
110. Knock, Knock! Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody!
111. Knock Knock Who's there! Adder! Adder who? Adder you get in here?
112. Knock Knock Who's there! Balanchine! Balachine who? Balachine act!
113. Knock Knock Who's there! Bertha! Bertha who? Bertha-day greetings!
114. Knock Knock Who's there! Boyzone! Boyzone who? Boyzone adventures!
115. Knock Knock Who's there! Crete! Crete who? Crete to see you again!
116. knock knock! knock knock who's there? europe europe who no, you are.
117. Knock knock "who's there?" "Europe" "Europe who?" "No, you're a poo"
118. Knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? With. With who? With whom.
119. Knock Knock Who's there! Aaron! Aaron who! Aaron the barber's floor!
120. Knock Knock Who's there! Bud! Bud who? Budweiser the King of Beers!
121. Knock Knock Whos there Ellen Ellen who? Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.
122. Knock Knock Who's there? Cronkite! Cronkite who? Cronkite evidence!
123. Knock Knock Who's there! Abba! Abba who? Abba'out turn! Quick march!
124. Knock Knock Who's there! Anna! Anna who? Annather brick in the wall!
125. Knock Knock Who's there! Ari! Ari who? Arin't you glad you use Dial!
126. Knock Knock Who's there! Benjamin! Benjamin who? Benjamin the blues!
127. Knock Knock Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who? Burglars don't knock!
128. Knock Knock Who's there! Cicero! Cicero who? Cicero the boat ashore!
129. Knock Knock 'Who's there?' 'Europe.' 'Europe who?' 'No, you're a poo.'
130. Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy! Cindy who? Cindy next one in please!
131. Knock Knock Who's there! Butch! Butch who? Butch your arms around me!
132. Knock knock Who's there? Anna Anna who? Anna partridge in a pear tree!
133. Knock Knock Knock knock "Who's there?" "The pilot, let me in" Too soon?
134. Knock Knock Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes?
135. Knock Knock Who's there! Bean! Bean who? Bean working very hard today!
136. Knock Knock Who's there! Belinda! Belinda who? Belinda church steeple!
137. Knock Knock Who's there! Biafra! Biafra who? Biafra'id be very afraid!
138. Knock Knock Who's there! Bosnia! Bosnia who? Bosnia bell here earlier!
139. Knock Knock Who's there! Candice! Candice who? Candice get any better!
140. Knock Knock Who's there! Adam! Adam who? Adam up and tell me the total!
141. Knock Knock Who's there! Bruce! Bruce who? I Bruce easily don't hit me!
142. Knock Knock Who's there! Chad! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance!
143. Knock knock Who's there? Control Freak. Now you say "Control Freak who?"
144. Knock Knock Who's there? Curry! Curry who? Curry me back home will you!
145. Knock Knock Who's there! Betsy! Betsy who? Betsy of all it's a cadillac!
146. Knock Knock Who's there! Conga! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this!
147. Knock Knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin'. they hatin'.
148. Knock-knock. ("Who's there?") Control freak. Now say "Control freak who?"
149. knock knock joke knock knock. Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? BBQ chicken.
150. Knock Knock Who's there! Agnes! Agnes who? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe!
151. Knock Knock Who's there! Alceste! Alceste who? Alceste to meet him later!
152. Knock Knock Who's there! Ayatollah! Ayatollah who? Ayatollah you already!
153. Knock Knock Who's there! Bargain! Bargain who? Bargain up the wrong tree!
154. Knock Knock Who's there! Bass! Bass who? Bass the salt and pepper please!
155. Knock Knock Who's there! Belle! Belle who? Belle-t up and open this door!
156. Knock Knock Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who? Cereal pleasure to meet you!