87 Funny Star Wars Dad Jokes Out of This Galaxy!

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Are you a fan of the Star Wars franchise? Are you looking to make your family and friends laugh with some dad jokes? Well, look no further! This blog post has it all. We have compiled a list of 88 funny Star Wars Dad Jokes that are out of this galaxy. From puns to one-liners, these jokes will surely lighten up any conversation or gathering.

If you're a Star Wars fanatic who loves to make others chuckle with dad jokes, then this blog post is perfect for you! We have assembled an assortment of 88 hilarious Star Wars Dad Jokes that are truly amazing. From puns and one-liners, these quips will surely lighten up any conversation or gathering - so start cracking the galactic jokes now!

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From Darth Vader to Yoda, these Star Wars-themed jokes will have your friends and family chuckling. Whether at a party or online, these dad jokes are sure to get some laughs. Let's take our space odyssey into the world of Star Wars dad jokes! Who knows, maybe you'll even find a few on this list that you can use to impress your friends with. So, buckle up and get ready for a fun ride!

Here are the funniest Star Wars Dad Jokes that will make you laugh out loud:

1. How did Mace die in Star Wars? Through the Windu.
2. What do you call Star Wars Spoilers? Wookie*Leaks.
3. Jackie Chan is in the new 'Star Wars' He's a Thai Fighter.
4. What do you call a fight between film actors? Star wars!
5. Where do Star Wars rebel officers eat? The Admiral Snackbar.
6. Star Wars spoiler: Ross and Rachel end up together in the end.
7. Just watched Starwars The Force Awakend It felt kind of forced.
8. Turns out today is Star Wars day. May the fourth be with you.
9. What is it called when two celebrities are fighting? Star wars.
10. Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like? May Theforcebewithyou.
11. All these star wars spoilers are alderaan reasons to start a war.
12. Star Wars joke: What is the Rancor's favorite candy? Jawa breakers.
13. Where does Finn buy groceries (Star Wars FE Spoilers) Traitor Joes.
14. Star Wars 7 is when they all realize that they are just Andy's toys.
15. Darth Vader, you are the father! --Star Wars cast on the set of Maury.
16. I didn't study for my Star Wars test. So I'm getting Alderaan answers.
17. Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie? It's a perfect 5/7.
18. Star Wars Spoilers You clicked on this? Seriously? What is wrong with you?
19. What does Metallica's St. Anger and Star Wars VIII have in common? No solo.
20. Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast.
21. I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler. Yoda is dead.
22. Why are people at Star Wars conventions so happy? Because of the Endor-fans.
23. Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"? shouldn't it be "Coldth"
24. I went to a Star Wars themed bar yesterday They served everything in solo cups.
25. Little known fact: Most Star Wars' space fights filmed in a church Pew Pew Pew.
26. Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8!
27. Why did Star Wars come out 4,5,6,1,2,3? Because in charge of sequence, yoda was.
28. British people must really like Leia in the new Star Wars movie. Stiff upper lip!
29. My friend asked me if the new Star Wars movie was in 3D I said yes, but they R2D2
30. What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common? They both abandoned the EU.
31. How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe? Because they got Chewbacca
32. What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters? A Kylo Ren Book.
33. The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
34. Star Wars: A New Hope Star Wars: Return of the Jobs Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Cash.
35. What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie? Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)
36. My friend asked me if the new Star Wars was in 3D and I said, yes, but they R2D2.
37. If you burn a cookie in the shape of a Star Wars character. Is it crunchy or Chewie?
38. People keep talking about the new Star Wars trailer. In my day, Star Wars had SPACESHIPS!
39. What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee? Java the Hutt.
40. The preacher today used Star Wars as a sermon illustration. I felt it was a little forced.
41. Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character? ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!
42. I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant. The burgers are chewy.
43. To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies". They were a little on the Chewy side.
44. Did you know that Christmas will fall on star wars day this year!? Guess whos coming to town?
45. Star Wars Episode VII is like a used car lot. (spoilers) It's where you can see an old Hyundai.
46. why did Star Wars episodes 4,5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Yoda was In charge of scheduling.
47. What do Catholic Star Wars fans say? In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi.
48. Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III? Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.
49. Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
50. What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a suicide bombing? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!
51. if you can't put two and two together you might actually enjoy the plot of the new star wars movie.
52. Do not watch the Star Wars Movie! Contrary to its title, it has nothing to do with celebrity feuds.
53. If you are dating a girl that doesn't like Star Wars... You are looking for love in Alderaan places.
54. Star Wars VII: the force awakens Star Wars VIII: the force goes out to play Star Wars IX: goodnight force.
55. STAR WARS SPOILERS Admiral Ackbar has gained quite a bit of weight and everyone calls him "Admiral Snackbar"
56. Just saw Star Wars IMAX this weekend. I have to say. It was a solid movie. I give it a perfect score of 5/7.
57. Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
58. Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6,7, 1, 2, 3? Because in charge of sequence, Yoda was.
59. Have I told you about my new stereo that connects to the Internet and plays Star Wars music? It's my WiFi Sci-Fi HiFi.
60. In the new Star Wars film, Han Solo goes to Chewbacca's home planet and discovers that all the other Wookies wear pants.
61. I hear that in Star Wars VIII they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother. His name is Y Solo.
62. In the new version of Star Wars, Harrison Ford slowly flies the Millenium Falcon in the left lane with the turn signal on.
63. My local supermarket is selling Star Wars-themed cereal. They really are trying to milk the franchise for all its worth.
64. Question: What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek? Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.
65. If I really wanted to end my life I'd probably do it by wearing a Star Trek uniform to the Star Wars Force Awakens premier.
66. If I say "last Star Wars" and u say "Actually you mean 3rd Star Wars! It's a prequel!" I'm going to hit u with a fish tank.
67. If I was in StarWars I would probably just be that guy that keeps turning his lightsaber on and off and on and off like a pen.
68. lol i'm kind of a total geek weirdo, im really into starwars, the most successful international action film franchise of all time.
69. Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring.
70. Star Wars Casting Did you hear Carrie Fischer is going to be in the new Star Wars movies? She is going to be the new Jabba the Hutt!
71. The Pope quit. Meteor in Russia. Snowing in Arizona. Star Wars and Star Trek have the same director. Who the hell is playing Jumanji?
72. After watching Star Wars 20 told me he probably wouldn't go and see it again. And now I'm thinking he looks a lot like my old mailman.
73. Star Wars (1977): A wounded warrior overcomes severe burn injuries to build a massive empire only to see his estranged son destroy it.
74. Some woman at my office just said Star Trek when we were all talking about Star Wars and now our IT guy is refusing to fix her computer.
75. In honor of today's date (May the 4th be with you) I came up with a Star Wars joke Did you hear about the new Jedi beer? It's Force Ale.
76. Im sorry I yelled "GARY LIKED STAR WARS EPISODE ONE" when the pastor asked if anyone knew of a reason why you and Gary shouldn't be married.
77. oh, so now star wars is the best thing you've ever seen, is it? "yes, and?" so you've forgotten about the time we saw a snake wearing a hat?
78. Ladies & gentleman this is ur captain speaking. I havent seen the new Star Wars yet. If I hear u discussing spoilers I will crash this plane.
79. Star Wars Joke. How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel? 2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
80. As a German, I sympathize with the unnamed masses of the Star Wars universe. For I too know what it's like to be betrayed by an evil Chancellor.
81. Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater. Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater after dusk. It was a Jedi night.
82. The cast of Star Wars VII just finished their first read through (spoilers) Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said "Can I have a word?"
83. Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
84. Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out this week. I predict someone will shoot up a theater Don't worry though, it'll be a storm trooper and he'll miss everyone.
85. For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room. The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway.
86. Star Wars Episode VII-XI Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Waits Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode XI: The Force Is Late For Work.
87. I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my son's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down. All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away.