94 Spanish Dad Jokes Ready that Are Ready to Drop Your Spanish Friends on The Floor Laughing

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If you're in need of a good laugh, Spanish dad jokes never fail to deliver! From clever puns and one-liners to the amusing wordplay that will make you giggle, these classic Spanish dad jokes are sure to bring joy and smiles. Even if don't understand the language, no worries; you can still appreciate the humor of these timeless quips.

Calling all Spanish speakers and learners! This post contains a list of some of the funniest Spanish dad jokes you'll ever hear. Great for ordinary days and holidays. Whether it's your native language or one that you're learning, these rib-tickling puns are too good to miss! So don't wait any longer—check out this laugh-out-loud compilation now for an instant dose of humor.

Put on your party hat and prepare for an avalanche of laughter with these timeless dad jokes. You can trust that everyone will be rolling in the aisles by the end!

1. Who's there? The Spanish Inquisition.
2. How do you spell "nose" is Spanish? nose.
3. How do you say doormat in Spanish? Matador.
4. How do you say unicorn in Spanish? Unamaize.
5. How do you say dinner in spanish? JOHN CENA.
6. What does a spanish programmer program in? Si++
7. How do you spell "Pringles" in Spanish? Pringles.
8. How do you spell socks in Spanish? Eso si que es.
9. Which Spanish superhero has three wives? Amor-Man.
10. What does a Spanish dog say at the marina? Bark-o.
11. What sport is played in Spanish churches? La Cross.
12. What do you call a Spanish baker? A con-quiche-ador.
13. How do Chinese people say "hello" in Spanish? Hola.
14. What do you call a Spanish cucumber ? A cuke-hombre.
15. What is a Spanish person without a car called? Carlos.
16. How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week? Just Juan.
17. What do you call a spanish child molester? A pdrophile.
18. What do you call a spanish speaking Coffee Translatte.
19. What do you call the Spanish Government? Juan Republic.
20. What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos? Pork, eh?
21. What do you call a spanish child molester? A pedrophile.
22. What do u call a spanish man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
23. How do you ask for a cigarette in spain? Tapas a snout!
24. Aquafina is Spanish for "tap water in a plastic bottle"
25. What do you call a spanish child molester? A pédrophile.
26. What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? Oh-lay!
27. My dog only responds to commands in Spanish He's Espanyol.
28. Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome? You get a lot of puse.
29. What's the number ten's favorite Spanish phrase? Diez mio!
30. Have you heard about the 2 Spanish firemen? Jose and hose B.
31. Did you hear about the Spanish Fire Brigade jose and hose b.
32. What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto.
33. Spain now have the messiest prisons in the world. No messing.
34. What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker? A spaniel.
35. I can't stop traveling to Southern Spain. It's all so Moorish.
36. What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons? Jose and Hoseb.
37. What did the spanish fireman name his 2 sons? Jose and Hose B.
38. Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women? Cos they're playas.
39. What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish? Bañana.
40. How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? X-post r/nfl) Mark Sanchez.
41. What do you call four drowning spanish teachers? Cuatro sinko. )
42. Why was the Spanish train the primary suspect? It had locomotive.
43. What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time? Yo tengo Harambe.
44. Who called it a Spanish teacher instead of an instruction Manuel?
45. What do you call a Spanish soccer player with no legs? Grassy-ass.
46. My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain. Adios Omegas.
47. What's it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman's face? Nutella.
48. Level of Spanish - I understand what's going on by the intonation.
49. What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing? Castanets!
50. How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb? Juan.
51. What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
52. What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one? Noel.
53. Why do Spanish tests take so long? Because of all the ese questions.
54. What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons? Jose and Hose B.
55. How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just Juan.
56. Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? "For hispanic and for herspanic"
57. bro what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing himself in spanish?
58. Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right.
59. If I want to check instructions and it's in Spanish. Am I checking a Manuel?
60. What do you call a Spanish midget? A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.
61. My inability to pronounce Spanish names makes me sad, and I'm not even Jaoquin.
62. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? The Spanish Inquisition.
63. what is the most common second language in the united states? Dora the Explorer spanish.
64. I asked my Spanish friend if he knew what potassium is. He didn't. All he said was "Que?"
65. How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish? Once.
66. What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio? Now, both have an oscar.
67. If a guy lives in a Spanish speaking country. And has last name is Rita. He would be Senor Rita.
68. What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job? I'd say he's fairly incapa .
69. I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football. Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
70. What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas? When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother.
71. The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile!
72. I was quite an upbeat child, I used to think CCTV was a very, very positive Spanish television channel.
73. The story of soy milk Don't you guys think soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
74. The Spanish Soccer team are have picked up two Euros in the last 4 years. That's two more than their banks.
75. What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies? I don't know; they were speaking Spanish.
76. The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain. We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition.
77. A cop pulled over a spanish photon. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" The photon said, "c."
78. What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children? Fight for your right to padre.
79. Got bored last night and tried looking up the spanish translation of "do not use", but it ended up being no use.
80. I couldn't afford a vacation in Mexico, so I watched the Spanish channel all day and ate some undercooked chicken.
81. What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood? Super Barrio Mothers.
82. Pancake in Spanish is panqueque, which translates back into English as *does raise the roof motion* bread whaaaat whaaaat.
83. A Spanish-speaking sailor met Poseidon and asked the God of the Water if he was wet all the time? Poseidon: "Sea, Senor!"
84. My advice is to make money the old fashioned way (by intercepting Spanish galleons transporting gold from the New World).
85. What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students? You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!
86. I just told my dog to "say hi" to another dog. And yes, I realize that's crazy; this chihuahua obviously only speaks Spanish.
87. Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside? Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
88. My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less "Where is the bathroom" and a bit more "She was dead when we got here".
89. Longest English word: 'pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosi' Longest Spanish word: 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL'
90. What did one Spanish speaking white supremacist say to the other Spanish speaking white supremacist after eating a piece of delicious cake? Que queque!
91. A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too.
92. A limerick for The Isle of Skye When I was on the Isle of Skye I overdid the old Spanish fly I had a stiff member From the fourth of December Till Friday the tenth of July.
93. Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish? It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.
94. I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version. Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.