146 Stupid Dad Jokes that Will Actually Leave You Feeling Smart

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Even though dad jokes are usually filled with cringe-worthy puns, corny gags, and general silliness, you may be surprised to learn that these types of humor can actually make you feel wiser. To help prove this point, we've put together a collection of 146 comical dad jokes that will not only entertain but also spark contemplation in your mind.

Note: These jokes are supposed to be fun and make you laugh. However, if you feel that some are intrusive or offends you, or others, in any way, don't hesitate to contact us. We will remove the jokes that doesn't bring joy to people's lives.

It has been established that utilizing humor in the learning process produces superior results. A study published by the Journal of Educational Psychology reveals that incorporating humor can improve a student's motivation, engagement, and comprehension levels significantly. So don't just laugh at these jokes — use them as an opportunity to exercise your brain and enhance your cognitive abilities!

Related Jokes:

• Knock Knock Dad Jokes
• Chuck Norris Dad Jokes

You may think that these jokes are plain and ridiculous, but they require a precise level of wit, creativity and analytical problem-solving to comprehend. By attempting to decipher the plays on words in the joke, you could be exercising your brain and enhancing your mental aptitude.

All in all, dad jokes may appear basic on the surface but they possess an undeniable influence that can bring joy and laughter to people of any age. Additionally, not only are these jokes amusing - but studies have revealed that cracking a few corny puns is actually beneficial for your mental acuity as well! So don't be afraid to express yourself with some light-hear

1. What do you call a stupid beer? Daft!
2. What's ET short for? His stupid little legs.
3. What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix? Stupid.
4. What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school? Names.
5. Duct Tape Won't Fix Stupid. But it will gag the sound.
6. Have you heard the joke they don't tell stupid people?
7. What's the stupidest animal in the Jungle? A Polar Bear.
8. The only thing I learned in college is that I'm stupid.
9. I think the little ledges in front of windows are silly.
10. You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?
11. Yes, autocorrect, that's right. I hate that stupid ditch.
12. Sometimes the smartest thing you can do, is play stupid.
13. What's the difference between Texas and stupid? Nothing.
14. What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops!
15. How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars!
16. what's the stupidest animal in the jungle The polar bear.
17. If Spider Man eats too much fruit he squirts Silly String.
18. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
19. Ignorance is not bliss. It's just a fancy word for stupid.
20. Misunderstandings happen when one person is clearly stupid.
21. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.
22. You know how I know you're stupid? You clicked on this link!
23. My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.
24. I'm a lady on the streets but a silly fake ghost in the sheets.
25. Why did god make girls so stupid? So that they would love boys.
26. How do you make stupid children? I don't know, ask your parents.
27. I asked my mom something really stupid. I asked her to calm down.
28. What do you call a stupid fish? A dumb bass I'll sea myself trout.
29. My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
30. There's no "I" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth.
31. Before Twitter, I used to be stupid in the privacy of my own mind.
32. I have no time for stupid people But they sure do have time for me.
33. Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions!
34. I'm so glad I was young and stupid before there were camera phones.
35. I know the word diputserom sounds bad, but it's more stupid backwards.
36. A joke my grandfather told me about insecurity. Never mind, it's stupid.
37. How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically.
38. Want to know why fish tanks are stupid They don't even have a military.
39. Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
40. Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.
41. there are no stupid questions. but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots.
42. Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads.
43. I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
44. I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is it works.
45. How do you choose a stupid policeman from a group of policemen? At random.
46. Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar.
47. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"
48. Knock Knock "Who's there?" "Cows go" "Cows go who?" "No, Silly. Cows go moo"
49. Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people.
50. Somebody told me that today literally adds up But that's silly, 8+8 =/= 2016
51. Worrying is so stupid. It's like carrying an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
52. People don't realize how hard it is to write stupid things on a regular basis.
53. I didn't know how badly we're losing the war on stupidity til I joined Facebook.
54. How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!
55. What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!
56. My New Years resolution is to stop making stupid New Years resolutions. I failed.
57. Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid.
58. I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today Stupid capital punishment.
59. It's amazing how alcohol can make you do so many stupid things on your smart phone.
60. This is probably the best idea I've had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid.
61. A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A stupid person makes it.
62. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Unless you're stupid. In which case, who cares.
63. Why don't you put an advert in the paper? Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
64. The Religious Right. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
65. what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid.
66. What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system silly!
67. Why are women so afraid of looking stupid? Because they don't want the world to know!
68. How do I big it? Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
69. On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid.
70. Calling someone "stupid" is mean. Unless they actually are. Then it's just a diagnosis.
71. People who learned a bunch of stuff must've felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out.
72. How do you get to the other side? the other replies "You're on the other side, stupid!"
73. Accidentally dialed 911 so I set my neighbor's house on fire so I wouldn't look stupid.
74. The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
75. Hootenanny is just one of those stupid made up words, like 'ambition' and 'productivity'.
76. Damn, girl are you Twitter? Because I can't stop staring at you and saying stupid things.
77. What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!
78. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"
79. Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll.
80. Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!
81. I plan to forgive and forget. Forgive myself for being stupid and forget you ever existed.
82. When my boss asked me who was stupid, me or him, I told him he doesn’t hire stupid people.
83. Someone called me stupid and then blocked me before I even had a chance to agree with them.
84. What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!
85. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
86. When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you? it's a rhetorical question I know this now.
87. You have the right to remain silent because whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.
88. How Many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because they're so darn stupid!
89. My friend is so stupid he thinks that an autograph is a chart showing sales figures for cars.
90. I used an emoticon with a nose once. It was stupid and embarrassing. I wouldn't recommend it.
91. How can you tell if someone loves bacon? Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.
92. Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous You're practically begging for typos.
93. How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, we're stoned not stupid.
94. I love slip on shoes because you can slip them off just as easy to hit stupid people with them.
95. If Twitter allowed us to attach a signature to each Tweet, mine would be : "He said, stupidly."
96. Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous. You're practically begging for typos.
97. People call me "big", "dumb", and "stupid", which confuses me because I'm actually not very big.
98. It's not that I need to manage my anger, it's that other people need to manage their stupidity.
99. Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb? Because, they're so darn stupid!
100. I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid.
101. HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window.
102. She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.
103. Who was the most active of the chinese khanes? Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day.
104. When your sitting in a Chevy and you feel something heavy Anybody know any silly diarrhea rhymes?
105. While I might feel unsure how to react, my middle finger is well versed in handling stupid people.
106. I changed my last name on Facebook to "dis", so I can start disliking the stupid stuff people post.
107. Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because "Horse with no Name" sounded stupid.
108. Hey stupid & ugly people that are brimming with self confidence. What meds are you on? I want some.
109. I don't like it when my phone puts a word in "quotals" like I made it up or I'm stupid or something.
110. Whenever I see an account with a persons full name I always check to see if they're famous or stupid.
111. What did the guy say when he found out that his wife's breast s had implants? THOSE ARE SILLY CONES"
112. What do you call a bad ass phone that doesn't work? Off the hook. (It's stupid but I did make it up)
113. I don't want to sound ignorant, but if I can't understand something, then it's stupid and I hate it.
114. How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.
115. I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be" I think people are starting to take it as a challenge.
116. Why does Elmer Fudd only let Bug's Bunny eat snickers bars? Because silly wabbit, twix are for kids!
117. Three infinite things Only three things are infinite: 1. Universe 2. Human stupidity 3. WinRar trial.
118. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces? Because they're stupid" said her friend.
119. How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything.
120. How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.
121. Im sick of people calling America "the stupidest country in the world" Personally, I think Europe is.
122. Wanna hear a joke about a stupid person? well, too bad. I can't talk to you over the internet. Stupid.
123. I hate going to pancake houses because it just reminds me that I bought a stupid, non-delicious house.
124. What's the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do? Vote for Bernie in a primary.
125. Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop? Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.
126. I need some sugar. Not the stupid kind that gives you mono, but the good kind that gives you diabetes.
127. Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change? Because they were vaccinated as children.
128. I'm not interested in your cat unless it's on its 8th life and about to do something incredibly stupid.
129. TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
130. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!
131. I've been e-mailing William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare's dead silly. No wonder he hasn't replied.
132. Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us.
133. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!
134. How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!
135. Why do feminists always complain about video games? Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
136. When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
137. Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people.
138. I just sat through two hours of Jersey Shore. Apparently the stupid I was born with wasn't stupid enough.
139. Bad news: I burned my finger on the toaster. Good news: 1 down, 9 stupid incriminating fingerprints to go.
140. Fish don't seem that stupid to me. If a burrito dropped out of the sky and hung in mid air I'd prob eat it.
141. My friend is so stupid she thought Alabama is a city. Don't worry, I informed her Alabama is the president.
142. Wrestling is so stupid I can't believe people pay to watch people without pants risk their lives for a belt.
143. Your Facebook posts are like your children. Some go on to become successful and others make you look stupid.
144. I hate people who knock on my door and tell me that I need to be saved or I'm going to burn. Stupid firemen.
145. How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Haha, don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!
146. Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.