85 Funny Friday Dad Jokes that Are Guaranteed to Crack the Weekend

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Ready to get your weekend rolling with a good laugh? Look no further than these side-splitting dad jokes!

These humorous jokes can be hilarious and make everyone feel joyful. Whether it's a Friday night or any other day, dad jokes always bring laughter to the room. Indulge yourself in some lighthearted fun with these witty one-liners!

Friday jokes always bring joy and amusement to any setting; regardless of the age group, these funny stories elicit laughter from everyone. Dad jokes usually tend to be absurd and silly, making them the perfect source for a good chuckle that can even remind us of our childhood memories with our fathers—which makes it all the more enjoyable!

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Start your weekend off on the right foot with these hilarious Friday dad jokes! Enjoy them with your closest circle and let joyfulness take over. So pop some popcorn, raise that pitch in your voice, and prepare for a good time like never before.

1. What day do fries hate the most? Friday.
2. Which day do chickens hate the most? Friday.
3. Finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!
4. Where do Crows hang out on friday night? The crow bar.
5. How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago.
6. Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght? At a crow bar.
7. I like my Friday nights like I like my jeans high-wasted.
8. What do you call the day after a sad Friday? A sadder day.
9. Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
10. Family. Friends. Fun. Fridays. All good things start with "F".
11. Yes, I am having meat on Friday. I won't tell God if you don't.
12. Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday?
13. How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you next Friday.
14. Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar.
15. Nothing ruins your Friday faster than realizing it's only Wednesday.
16. I'll take a Friday the 13th over a Monday the 13th every single time.
17. Trying to think of a funny Good Friday joke, I really want to NAIL it.
18. I don't worry about Friday the 13th. It's bad luck to be superstitious.
19. Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.
20. Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you.
21. Did you know that six days a week T.G.I. Friday's thanks God for nothing?
22. I now determine the days of the week based on Twitter. Is it Follow Friday yet?
23. What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!
24. If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
25. Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon.
26. My week is basically: Monday Monday #2 Monday #3 Monday #4 Friday Saturday Pre-Monday.
27. Summer was especially good this year in Canada. If I recall correctly it was a friday.
28. Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Those were the days.
29. By tomorrow night America will be in a turkey induced coma. On Friday. Canada attacks.
30. i don't usually brag about my friday night plans but i'm at a party with seven dogs so.
31. The week has seven days: Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Friday, Saturday and preMonday.
32. Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.
33. You heard about the concert last friday? Heard it was hardcore. Some people went ballistic.
34. Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday? payday vs prayday.
35. I just got a DM from a guy who said he was a Day Trader. I offered him 3 Mondays for a Friday.
36. Friday Fun Fact: There's more time spent installing Adobe updates than the actual use of Adobe.
37. Friday always feels like Wile E. Coyote running off the cliff and Monday is when he looks down.
38. Monday: forearms Wednesday: forearms Friday: forearms Sunday: forearms --Popeye's gym schedule.
39. To whom it may concern, The inventor of thirsty Thursday obviously never had to work on friday.
40. Inspired by T.G.I. Fridays, I opened a restaurant called C.L.I. Tuesdays. No one could find it.
41. If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.
42. Friday and Monday are twins, but Friday is the twin that likes to party and is always down to bone.
43. What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? Prom.
44. Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year". Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."
45. Once again its Friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week.
46. Things I Hate: slow internet connection and monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and half of friday.
47. This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You're welcome!
48. My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam.
49. Give a man a fish, and he'll ask for a lemon; teach a man to fish and he'll leave work early on Fridays.
50. Friday night is my weekly time to ponder which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?
51. I like to mute CNN and imagine they're arguing about what appetizer, or appetizers, to order at TGIFridays.
52. Terrible news. The guy who created AMC cinema's has died. His funeral is next Friday at 2:30, 5:20 and 7:45.
53. My boss said if I tried to take Friday off, I could just take the rest of the year off so that's kinda neat.
54. What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin? Prom night.
55. This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw.
56. A large robot animal attacked The Home Depot on Friday. Shoppers were frightened at the sight of the Stihl Behr.
57. Friday night. Gonna put on my dancing shoes, throw on my coolest shirt, and aimlessly browse Netflix for an hour.
58. What u doing? Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u.
59. Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today.
60. It's especially on Fridays at 5 pm when I wish I could slide down the back of a brontosaurus directly into my car.
61. There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday Friday.
62. I'm all set for Friday night: got my mac 'n cheese dinner, 40 oz., 'Steel Magnolias' DVD, Twitter friends and tears.
63. Sometimes I wish I was a mermaid. Maybe then HR would stop hassling me for wearing a seashell bra on casual Fridays.
64. A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How'd he do it? The horses name was Friday.
65. Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday? Causal fridays.
66. I bought some shoes from my pill dealer on Friday. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all weekend.
67. Monday through Friday I have a friend who, Monday through Friday seems very strong, but Saturday and Sunday he's weekend.
68. If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!
69. Inspired by T.G.I.Fridays, I opened a place called C.L.I.Thursdays. It closed down though because most guys couldnt find it.
70. I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
71. Urge is strong to leave work early on summer Fridays to avoid traffic. Most do it & become the traffic they sought to avoid.
72. Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
73. My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, "how did the job interview go?" in front of everyone.
74. Mom is flying into JFK during Friday rush hour. An 'anonymous tip' should allow me to pick her up at the TSA and avoid the terminals.
75. Walmart greeter smiled at me. Long story short, the weddings Friday. Everyone's invited. Except Harold. HE said I'd NEVER find true love.
76. Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week what have you got to say about that? Pupil: Thank heavens it's Friday!
77. My mother arrives on Friday, so I have to do three months worth of cleaning in 48 hours. Also, lose 30 pounds and live up to my potential.
78. Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?
79. When a cop pulls you over for a DUI at 2am on Friday night & tells you to walk the line-it's never good to start singing Johnny Cash songs.
80. Friday night plans *break into plastic surgeon's office *put goldfish in the silicone implants *sneak away undetected *giggle like a maniac.
81. Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since LAST Friday.
82. no no no today isnt CASUAL friday, its CAUSAL friday. evrythimg u do today has a effect. for example: johnson why r u wearing jeans ur fired.
83. If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.
84. How does an international banker have a good Friday night? He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
85. My parents decided the key to a successful marriage is going out to a fancy restaurant twice a week. My dad goes out Mondays and my mom goes out Fridays.