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88 Hilarious Happy Birthday Dad Jokes to Drop Anyone to the Floor

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88 Hilarious Happy Birthday Dad Jokes to Drop Anyone to the Floor

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Birthday parties are a time for celebration and laughter, so why not lighten the mood with funny dad jokes? Whether you’re planning your own birthday or someone else’s, these happy birthday dad jokes will certainly add a bit of fun to the festivities.

According to Harvard Health Publishing, laughing has numerous health benefits. As such, dad jokes serve as a great way to boost your mental and physical well-being.

From puns to riddles, there are plenty of funny one-liners that will make everyone chuckle. And if you need help coming up with your own material, this blog post has got you covered! Find 80+ hilarious happy birthday dad jokes that will get any party started.

No matter how old they get or what kind of party they want to throw, every parent loves getting a good laugh out of their kids—especially when it comes in the form of an unexpected joke!

From silly puns about growing older to classic one-liners about cake and presents, these happy birthday dad jokes guarantee smiles all around.

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Since many parents love swapping stories from their own childhood days as part of their special day celebrations, these funny bits can be used as conversation starters too!

So go ahead and give them a try at your next family gathering or virtual hangout session; we promise it won't disappoint!

  1. What is one thing you always get on your birthday? Older.
  2. What did the janitor get for his birthday? A urinal cake.
  3. What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole.
  4. Person: I like your name. Me: thanks, I got it for my birthday.
  5. You just lost one more year of your life. Happy birthday, man! 
  6. What has wings a long tail and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!
  7. Before Facebook, I had told maybe six people "Happy Birthday," ever.
  8. I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays.
  9. I've saved a ton of money on Birthday Cards by switching to Facebook!
  10. I found out when my birthday was and now I can never have a surprise party.
  11. Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
  12. What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday? Aziz, I'm sorry.
  13. What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration? A party line!
  14. What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?(dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!
  15. For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
  16. My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday. So we sat outside McDonald's.
  17. Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries.
  18. I really hope my family doesn't give me a urinal cake again for my birthday this year.
  19. It was Beethoven's 245th birthday yesterday. Of course, that's only 35 in human years 
  20. What's the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.
  21. Dad keeps breaking into my phone, so I found a password he won't remember. My birthday.
  22. Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes? Because icing is not allowed.
  23. I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday.
  24. Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
  25. Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!
  26. Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!
  27. How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for his Birthday? He felt his presents.
  28. Two strangers are introduced "you have such a lovely name" "thanks, I got it for my birthday"
  29. Happy birthday to Jay Leno. Born April 28, 1950. Dies nightly at 11:35 eastern, 10:35 central.
  30. How did SkyMall go bankrupt? I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
  31. It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake. Even if it is no one's birthday. They don't even check.
  32. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
  33. What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo.
  34. My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt!
  35. May the Fourth. Today is my birthday. The fourth hath always been with me. Even if I have a lithp.
  36. What did 50cent say to his grandma when she gave him a knitted sweater for his birthday? G u knit!
  37. Hey gurl, were you taped to the inside of a birthday card from my grandmother? Cause you're a dime.
  38. Why couldn't the post-it note make it to his son's birthday party? Because he was stuck at the office!
  39. Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.
  40. No tables? Maybe THIS will change your mind [slides maitre d' piece of paper that says "It's my birthday"]
  41. Mubarak would like everyone to know he's now available to oppress people at weddings and birthday parties.
  42. My son turns 18 today. I bought him a set of luggage for his birthday.
  43. I eat cake every day because I know somewhere out there, it's someone's birthday and I need to show respect.
  44. What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday? A legacy scholarship for his second choice school.
  45. It is said that those who have the most birthdays, live the longest. Birthdays are great. Happy birthday, dude. 
  46. January 27th is Mozart's birthday. Mozart died at 34 years old. Had he lived he would be 259 years old on Tuesday.
  47. Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space? Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.
  48. The worst thief ever came to my birthday party today. I mean, I've seen other thieves, but this one took the cake.
  49. Come here you greedy wretch. I'll teach you to eat all your sister's birthday chocs. It's all right Dad I know how!
  50. HR: Do you want your name on the October birthday list? Me: Nope. HR: Why not? Me: Because I'm not in Kindergarten.
  51. What did you get for your birthday? Her- He went to Jared Friends- You're engaged!!! Her- No Jared is our weed dealer.
  52. there has been like five kardashian birthdays in the last two months wow i actually can't keep up with the kardashians.
  53. Did you hear about that rich kid who got a car for his birthday? He drove it into a tree to see how his Mercedes bends.
  54. Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like "happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"
  55. Happy 30th birthday Super Mario Bros. To celebrate, I'm going to eat mushrooms, punch a brick wall & set a turtle on fire.
  56. To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday! 
  57. I've never enjoyed my surprise birthday parties because all I can think about is how good my friends are at lying to my face.
  58. Beyonce's birthday list: 1) The (former) planet Pluto 2) Maybach factory 3) The Taj Mahal 4) Lost city of Atlantis 5) Facebook.
  59. The number one cause of depression in people over 30 is hearing co-workers resentfully sing, "Happy Birthday" just to get cake.
  60. hey maybe ur parents care so much about ur birthday becuase it celebrates how long theyve been able to keep something alive for.
  61. The worst part of getting a chain wallet for your birthday is that now you have 3 days to send 10 chain wallets to your friends.
  62. I told my GF I was buying her some diamonds for her birthday. She said that nothing would please her more. So I got her nothing.
  63. If we could harness the fake enthusiasm put towards wishing people a happy birthday on Facebook, we could power half the planet.
  64. We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday! 
  65. Me, to all my kids before the age of 2. "No screens allowed." On their 2nd birthday, handing over iPad. "This is your mother now."
  66. A young boy asked his dad for a pet spider for his birthday. The dad went to the pet shop to find out more about the creepy crawlies.
  67. What do you want for your birthday? Me: I want a gf thats not crazy. Dad: You should ask for something more realistic. Like a dragon.
  68. Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday! 
  69. Mom, mom, I was bitten by a snake, I urgently need a medicine. Then mom says: Okay, son, I’ll buy it now, but it’s like your birthday.
  70. mugger: GIMME UR MONEY "All I have is this $5 grandma gave me on my birthday" [mugger pulls off mask revealing grandma] IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
  71. Never give your address or date of birth to anyone on social media. Armed with this information, they could show up at your birthday party.
  72. Making a list of all the people who wrote "Happy Birthday" on my wall without an exclamation point so that I know who's secretly mad at me.
  73. Your secrets are safe with me because I literally won't remember them. This also applies to your birthday. Your birthdays are safe with me.
  74. Doc: The good news is this is a surprise birthday party! Patient: But my birthday's not till next month Doc:Which brings me to the bad news.
  75. I'm upset b/c 2011 marks yet another year my birthday will not fall on Friday the 13th. I guess that's what I get for being born on May 3rd.
  76. In 5th grade I had to do a report on Ben Franklin and my parents interpreted it as me liking him so my 11th birthday was Ben Franklin themed.
  77. Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'
  78. “I’ve written a letter to the Royal Mail to complain about my post being stolen. To make sure they see it, I’ve put it inside a birthday card.”
  79. Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday! 
  80. Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It's a great present but I just can't find the words to thank you enough.
  81. I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday! 
  82. Why couldn't Sally use the swings? She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
  83. Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened he'll break it!
  84. Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose.
  85. Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.
  86. What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday? Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
  87. Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december? The specific ocean.
  88. Happy birthday to England's Prince George, who turns 1 today. The prince's first birthday party was a little different. His bouncy castle was an actual castle. And the pony rides were on Camilla.
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