99 Funny Easter Dad Jokes So Bad, That They're Actually Good!

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This Easter, bring joy and laughter to your family with the most hilarious Dad jokes! With these amusing one-liners, you can make this holiday a fun time for everyone. So don't miss out on this excellent opportunity - get ready to start cracking some good old egg puns!

So terrible they're actually funny, these Easter dad jokes will surely put a smile on everyone's face. Gather your basket and let the laughter commence! Get ready for eggcellent hilarity this holiday season!

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Ready to laugh your way through Easter? From bunnies to Easter eggs, we've got jokes for everyone—both young and old. So take a break from all of the egg painting and chocolate eating that comes with this holiday season and enjoy some classic Dad jokes!

1. What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday? Easter.
2. What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!
3. What do you call the Easter Bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
4. What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!
5. What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to? Hip-Hop!
6. What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use? Arab spring.
7. What do you call an easter extremist? The middle easter bunny.
8. What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company? Pack-it-stan.
9. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
10. How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
11. Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh yes. He's a rabbit fan!
12. How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
13. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
14. What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!
15. Did you hear about the Middle Eastern beauty contest? Me neither.
16. I'm an Easter egg in the streets and a deviled egg in the sheets.
17. What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
18. What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!
19. What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery? A yeaster bunny!
20. What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!
21. So I was eating some Middle Eastern food, but then my fala fell.
22. I can't wait for turkey dinner tomorrow. I love middle eastern food.
23. Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments? .
24. What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!
25. What happens when you eat middle eastern food? You get falawful farts.
26. Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
27. I saw a very odd Middle Eastern market the other day. It was quite bazaar.
28. What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? Don't you want some bunny to love"
29. Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
30. Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking? Crimea River.
31. What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head? A towel head.
32. How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.
33. I love Clint Westwood easterns. Especially The Bad, the Good and the Handsome.
34. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!
35. What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.
36. Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!
37. Happy Easter! Sorry it's a bit early, I suffer from premature congratulation.
38. What does a British guy say when he beats an Eastern European at chess? Czechmate.
39. I went to an Easter Egg hunt without a permit. They caught me poaching eggs.
40. I love when the family tells puns on easter They are always so eggciting to hear.
41. Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
42. I made fun of my Middle Eastern friend's food the other day Now I falafel about it.
43. With Easter coming up it has me wondering. Is the Easter bunny a shell for big egg?
44. What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police? Oman!
45. How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
46. What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
47. When I say I go to the gym religiously, that usually means every christmas and easter.
48. What do you call a big Eastern European sausage? Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)
49. Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs? The rest are hunting peckers.
50. Why didn't the Middle Eastern man go to jail? Because hijab his wife, but nobody cared.
51. How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
52. Would you like something from my Easter basket? "Sure!" "Here. Have some plastic grass."
53. What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
54. What do you call an Eastern European cashier? A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
55. What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building? The Czech bounced.
56. Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter? Because it was a little chicken.
57. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!
58. Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket? He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps.
59. Is the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 an easter egg? Or is it actually canine in the storyline?
60. Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
61. Happy birthday to Jay Leno. Born April 28, 1950. Dies nightly at 11:35 eastern, 10:35 central.
62. How many eggs did Kelly Clarkson eat for Easter? All of them. (It's timely if not funny, right?)
63. Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
64. Also, to all the people with egg avatars... have you thought about where you'll hide on Easter yet?
65. What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch? I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.
66. I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products. They were past the Dubai dates.
67. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
68. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
69. In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee.
70. You wouldn't believe all of the Easter eggs I just found lying in the grass outside of this pre-school.
71. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!
72. happy easter everybody! remember it's not about the bunny but when scott stapp was nailed to that cross.
73. I saw the middle eastern version of "Horton Hears a Who" the other day It was called "Achmed Hears a Boom"
74. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
75. What has big ears brings Easter treats and goes "hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.
76. What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.
77. What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin? A Cheese Kurd.
78. What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!
79. I ordered myself an Eastern European bride online. SO EXCITED. Just received confirmation. My Czech is in the mail!
80. My father complained "I've been using a dating app, but I'm only meeting Middle Eastern men." Dad, you're using Uber.
81. In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab? Heatstroke.
82. Why are you studying your Easter candy? I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
83. What's the difference between american women and middle eastern women? American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
84. How come the steel clad soldiers from the Ming Dynasty lost to the Knights of Eastern Europe? They had a chink in their armor.
85. A vegan, a few crossfitters and a bunch of atheists are coming over for Easter There's no joke, I just thought you all should know.
86. Eastern Europe - 1989 "If we leave the Soviet Union, we might have to get visas to visit Siberia and turnips will be more expensive"
87. Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same.
88. Being engaged Daddy what does being engaged mean? Son It's like getting a bike for Christmas but not being able to ride it til Easter.
89. Thank you Internet stranger for your honorable proposal of marriage. My folks are so excited. They're asking for Thanksgiving and Easter.
90. I realize not everyone is cool with Easter egg hunts, but they are vital. They help manage the egg population and keep it at healthy levels.
91. My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means she can eat anything off the floor if she waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter.
92. what did they tell the eastern European tree who wanted a room at the hotel california you can czech in any time you want but you can never leaf.
93. What did the buddhist monk say when he was asked if he was leaving? Na 'ma stay. (namaste) Grandfather joke at Easter dinner last sunday. Sorry.
94. Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend.
95. After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide CHECK CZECH CHEQUES.
96. What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work? Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher.
97. Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix.
98. What do I have in common with middle Eastern women? We both get stoned to death on a regular basis in public.. And nobody around seems to mind.. And some people ask for hits..
99. How did you get that bruise on your arm? Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"