40 Hilarious Thanksgiving Dad Jokes that Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry!

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Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and, of course, dad jokes. Whether it’s your dad or the uncle who always cracks corny jokes at the dinner table, everyone loves a good holiday chuckle. And we all know that nothing gets people laughing like Thanksgiving dad jokes!

Dad jokes are a type of humor that plays on the silly and innocent aspects of life. They typically involve puns and wordplay, often with an absurd twist. Dad jokes can be used to break the ice in uncomfortable situations or just to bring a smile to someone’s face. Oftentimes, dad jokes are met with groans

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If you’re looking to add some extra fun to your Thanksgiving celebration this year, check out our list of hilarious Thanksgiving Dad Jokes. We’ve gathered up some of the best—and corniest—jokes from around the web so you can arm yourself with plenty of puns and one-liners before heading over to Grandma’s house. From turkey puns to pilgrim wisecracks, these jokes are sure to get everyone in stitches! So let’s get the laughter started and prepare to have a hoot this Thanksgiving. Happy Holidays!

1. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A har- VEST.
2. What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.
3. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “g.”
4. What do Japanese people say after a Thanksgiving prayer? Ra'men.
5. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary.
6. Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they hate Turkey.
7. Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving? The Turkey.
8. I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving. Way too close to Syria.
9. What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner? The tur-key.
10. I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers. I quit cold turkey a long time ago.
11. Me: Woohoo, I survived Thanksgiving! I can relax now. Haha. Christmas.
12. The opposite of Thanksgiving leftovers is Thanksgiving rightunders. I'm so sorry.
13. What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin!
14. Why did the turkey cross the road? Because Thanksgiving was right around the corner.
15. I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie, but some people say that's irrational.
16. Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!
17. Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner? He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.
18. Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!
19. What do America and Russia have in common? They both want to kill turkey this thanksgiving.
20. All Canadians are hipsters because they all celebrated Thanksgiving a month before it was cool.
21. What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner? Just be "honest" with it man.
22. Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: "Which God are we thanking again?" You're welcome
23. Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey.
24. It's Thanksgiving week in the U.S., but all I'm hearing is everyone's Russian to get Turkey.
25. Why did the turkey cross the road Her didn't want to end up near the sides. PS, happy thanksgiving.
26. For once my family is going to have a Happy Thanksgiving. This year I'm stuffing the turkey with Prozac.
27. Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend? Because they're both roasted.
28. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day? He wanted mashed potatoes.
29. Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs.
30. If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?
31. If you hit a car that is blaring Christmas music before Thanksgiving, it will deploy tinsel instead of airbags.
32. Thanksgiving is going to be hard this year because half my family dances to remember and the other half dances to forget.
33. A Thanksgiving Joke What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s? There's a little bit too much grayvy.
34. Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? Because they can't afford any more pork.
35. It is Canadian Thanksgiving this weekend and I'm just thankful that I'll have ebola turkey soup and not ebola the deadly disease.
36. Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.
37. Imagine my surprise at the school Thanksgiving "costume" party, when I showed up as Poison Ivy and everyone else was dressed as pilgrims.
38. It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving until weeks afterwards. Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey.
39. Turkey shoots down Russian jet it's too soon to tell, but insiders report his actions were in hopes of receiving a presidential pardon before thanksgiving hits.
40. A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of slaughter So I said, "you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."